After receiving my email saying my ling was on the way, I realized my yellow Speedling actually already came in. Luckily it is now defending my signed collectors edition of WoL and HotS. ... Sorry I had to brag :) But I speak for everyone when I say THANK YOU for such an amazing contest!


And then the-stick-of-truth happened... What happens if I fart on someone's balls? Where can I find a dog to fart on? Is there any advantage in getting a nosejob? How can I beat Al Gore in a fight? Where can I find homeless people to beat up? Where can I find Jesus Christ? Is investing money at the bank just a scam? How can I make the mean goth kids talk to ...

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