The time has come for me to step down as a moderator of this site. I love this place and the community we've built up around it, but unfortunately my other responsibilities leave me with too little time to spend here these days.
I could reminisce about all the wonderful times we've had together, and about how I made my rise from lowly nobody to supreme ruler through so much careful and deliberate political subterfuge, but instead I'm just going to use this space to let you know that you're all wonderful and bizarre people and I learned a lot from being around here. In particular, I gathered an exceptional wealth of information for my upcoming romance fanfic.
Notable fanfic pairings:
- Spugsley x Dolan
- Gnomeslice x Wipqozn
- Wipqozn x Wipqozn
- Garfield x Everyone
On a more serious note, since I'm stepping down, the 4th place finisher in the previous mod election will be stepping up to take my place. Welcome to the team, StrixVaria! He's the raddest guy around, and I know he'll do a fantastic job here, but is he a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
Well, I'll let him decide that.