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Some people like hats. Some people don't like hats. Some people hate hats. For this reason, hats could be hidden by the hat haters. Can a similar facility be provided for those that hate swarms?
As a mitigating ad-interim shitty solution you can click on the mobile link in the footer. That'll switch you to the unbranded, lazer-less mobile theme. The upshot is it'll work in any browser.